Once upon a time there was this gorgeous boy named Santo.
I swear my lawd he is too uuuuughhhh. I just wanna ughhh his ughhh and ughhhhh his ughhhhh til it falls off.
So yeah he came up to me at school and was like, “you got a pencil I can borrow?” Hooooemylawd he wants the P !!!!! I gave him a pencil and he said. THANKS. I asked of a sheet of paper in return and he . Gave. It. To. Me . He DEFINITELY wants the P!
So I was like im going to a party with fat stripers and he said yessss, YAS. I gave him the address .
I went home and put on a big shirt . With a thong and no bra. My hair was wet and wavy and I put on my ex’ssnapback backwards. I heard a doorbell ring.
It was santooooooo. I lowkey gave him my address
"Where the party at?" "Right hereeee" I rubbed my body seductively. I knew santo was into what he saw,. Sit right here, j said point to the chair in the kitchen.
Santo looked a bit upset. I shouldve at least made some pop tarts. Oh well.
I walked around in circles and whispering 10, 9, 8 ,